Once upon a time there was a boy that wanted to research about 4G Technology. His name was Rito and he was 7 years old. One day he was library of his small house at the computer, bored. Suddenly he wanted to research cellphones, because he wanted to know if he could put the cellphone in the microwave. Then he put the cellphone in the microwave and he pressed “start”. And “BOOM!”, it exploded.

His mom was in the restroom and she heard the explosion. She screamed:
- Why did you put the cellphone in the microwave? Stupid kid!!! Do you want to kill us?
- Sorry mom, I won’t do it again.
- You’re grounded. Research about monkey evolution.
- Ok mom, I will do it
One day Rito remembered that his mom said that he had to research about monkey evolution. He said that he wanted to operate on the monkey. Later he tied the monkey to his mom’s bed. He put the kitchen cloth over his mouth and the table cloth around his neck and the cleaning gloves. Then he found a syringe and he filled it with water and injected the monkey.
Then, he went to the kitchen to look for the knife. When he was going to open the monkey, it had a seizure. The kid got scared and the monkey broke loose. Rito ran with all his might towards his mom. Rito cried and the monkey ran after him. His mom was in the garage and when she heard them, she got scared and she fainted.
The mom woke up and saw her dead son and the monkey in the garden. She got monkey’s food and added rat poison. She said:
- Max, come here!
The monkey ate the food and died instantly. The mom cried and wished she had never bought the stupid monkey.
THE END
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